Gear
City Map Wooden iPhone Cases
CutMaps brings hometown pride, or dreams of greener pastures, to your cellphone. The Virginia-based design shop laser cuts city maps into pieces of cherry wood to form the backings for iPhone 5, 6, and 6 Plus cases...
USB Book & Disco Party Light
From nose buried in Organic Chemistry to ass shakin' to the Chemical Brothers. This USB LED light might be small, but its versatility and output are mighty...
"Shadow-Operated" Digital Sundial
This is some Houdini mathematics here. Mojoptix uses no batteries, no motor, and no electronics to build and operate his Digital Sundials. Instead he 3D prints the time tellers with an intricate, expertly-computed arrangement...
Giant Microbes Heart Burned Gift Box
Happy Red Tuesday all you dudes and ladies out there prepping to give your significant other the ax tonight. Yes, it's true. The Tuesday before Valentine's Day is the busiest break-up day of the year. It's the last possible...
Unbreakable Silicone Pint Glasses
Just be careful those hulking hands don't squish your drink right out of the cup. Jokel makes their unbreakable pints out of silicone to eliminate the shattered glass party foul, but it's possible they're just replacing...
Wheelmate Steering Wheel Work Surface
What is this an April Fool's Groundhog Day joke? Why do I need an ergonomic work surface while I'm driving? It's hard enough to shave, text, and eat panang curry from Pretty Thai for a White Guy when I'm behind the wheel...
Leather Pint Glass Sleeve with Handle
Hide & Drink hand makes these nifty leather pint glass sleeves (with handles!) for sophisticated beer drinkers and sloppy drunks alike. Instead of chilling your hand and warming your beer with direct skin-to-glass contact...
BenShot Bullet Shot Glass
Shot through the glass / And you're to blame / Guess I'm lucky you / Got bad aim (bad aim)...
Trinitite Specimen
You can cook up Trinitite only in a nuclear kitchen. The material comes from the US' nuclear test blast of the Trinity Bomb in New Mexico on July 16, 1945. It was Dr. Frankensteined when the intense heat of the explosion...
HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker
If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...
Slow Joe Zombie Mug
No, you are not seeing a hideously realistic zombie on the face of this mug just because you haven't had your coffee yet today. The zombie is real. Well, as real as Turkey Merck Pottery can make him with stoneware, ceramic...
Bevometer Counting Koozie
I'm not sure if the Bevometer is a really good thing because it will let you know this is actually your 8th IPA when you think it's just your 4th, or a really bad thing because it will encourage you to go for the 9th...
Doggie Bungee Toy
For me, playing with dogs is like playing with kids: I'm good for about 7 minutes before I need a nap. Particularly when they have boundless energy for tugging or saddling you up like a horse and riding around on your...
Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can
The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...
AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger
Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...
Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro
Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...
Pizza Scissors
I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...
Nixie Flying Wearable Camera
The Nixie may be a ways from reality--and your wrist--but its live demo debut at CES 2016 proves it's a lot more than a few mockup drawings and some dude's dream (or, in this case, a dude and a dudette). The wearable...
Cooper Cooler 60-Second Beer Chiller
Mmm, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm beer. Except maybe a tetanus shot. The Cooper Cooler is similar to the SpinChill, but bigger, faster, and with a plug. It cools a 12-ounce can or bottle of beer from an...
Heated Chip & Dip Tray
Yeah I want some heated queso. That stays heated from dip 1 to dip 100. And now that you mention it, I would be amenable to some peripherally warm tortilla chips too. Why is the Heated Chip & Dip tray not a staple at...
StinkBOSS Shoe & Gear Deodorizer
The worst thing I've ever smelled in my life is a tie between some fish I accidentally left in the trash before going on vacation and the inside of a hockey glove. I imagine all used hockey gear, and football gear for...
Portable Ice Maker
Now that the days are getting longer it's time to start stocking up for summer! Or if BBQs at the park and your Bartender-on-a-Bike business are still too distant of a vision, you might find one of these portable ice...
Breo iSee4 Wireless Digital Eye Massager
Breo's iSee4 Eye Massager isn't here to take you on a virtual reality rollercoaster. It's here to soothe and relax your clenched face and racing heart after you get off. The digital system fits over your eyes just like...
Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set
From the Milky Way to a galaxy far, far away. After our own solar system proved to be a stellar success amongst MVEMJSUN lovers, Star Wars is taking its turn to front Think Geek's latest Planetary Glassware Set. Meet...