Gear

The Sharkalope

$319.95 Zombie Tools »

The dudes at Zombie Tools call their new Sharkalope knife "an unholy confusion of genetics." I love the dudes at Zombie Tools. I hate them too. Because not only are they way better at their job of forging apocalyptic...

RePhone Open-Source Modular Phone Kit

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RePhone is for makers. True to its parent company, Seeed Studio's ethos, the open-source modular phone kit provides a gateway for the inquisitive to "grow inspirations into differentiating products." With RePhone you'll...

Darth Vader Stove

Dutchman Danny Kemkers has designed and brought to life this Darth Vader fireplace for the garden. And, and! He is raffling it off on his Facebook page. And, and! All you have to do to enter the drawing is Like his message...

Dual USB Car Charger with LED Display

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The dual ports on this car charger combine to output 3.1 amps, with smart charging technology able to recognize the device and its requirements regardless of which USB you choose. Reviewers confirm it will charge your...

Chinese Fisherman Tea Bag Holders

$15 Amazon »

Jiang Ziya, also known as Jiang Taigong, was a Chinese statesmen and strategist for Ji Chang, King Wen of the Zhou State, and helped him overthrow the Shang Dynasty to establish the Zhou Dynasty. Legend has it that before...

Nintendo Guitar Boy

Dunuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. The only way the sweet sounds of Mario head butting bricks and eluding sly goombas could resonate any more beautifully in my heart is if they were played live. On my very own Game Boy electric guitar...

6-Pack of Amazon Fire Tablets

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The new 7" Amazon Fire tablets are up for pre-order today. Just $49.99 apiece. Or...OR! $249.95 for a 6-pack. Yes, that's right. A 6-pack of hot ones. I don't think Amazon expects you to go through them as fast as your...

Yeti Coolers Rambler Colster

$49 Amazon »

Let Yeti handle your beer--canned or bottled--and it won't just stay cold, it will stay Colster. The mythical beast of refrigeration might be known for its sturdy and powerful coolers, but with their Rambler series Yeti...

Batband Earless Headphones

Batband is a headband that transmits sound through your skull bones. Think that sounds weird? And that the earless headphones look even weirder? Agreed, but...a few points:...

ICE Orb Floating Bluetooth Speaker

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This isn't the droid you're looking for. But it is a speaker that sort of looks like the droid you might be looking for. Set the ICE Orb on its magnetic platform and connect it to the right device and it will even light...

NomadClip USB & Lightning Cable Carabiner

$29.95 Amazon »

According to Nomad carabiners have "a thousand uses" and their NomadClip has "a thousand and one." Namely: faithfully serving your smartphone with its hidden Micro USB or Lightning cable...

Thermo-ring Heated Ice Cream Scoop

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Don't you consider breaking a sweat and popping a blood vessel in your arm part of the ice cream scooping experience? So that 35 minutes later, when you're finally able to sit down and eat your bowl of Moose Tracks, you...

The Jacks Crying Candles

$28 - $48 The Jacks »

A few things about the Jacks. 1) They are candles niftily designed to cry at you. Like a mime or sad clown. Or 2) A sinister skull whose tears stem from his melting braaaaain. Or 3) A bunny. That looks a little like that...

ESEE Junglas Dark Earth Knife

$199.98 Amazon »

Phillip Blair's review tells you everything you need to know about the ESEE Junglas Dark Earth knife, except how to pronounce it: "This knife is so full of MURICAN TESTOSTERONE that my beard grew 2 inches just by opening...

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

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Oh boy, I don't know what I'm going to be for Halloween 2015 yet, but I sure know now how I'm going to dress up my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power's cat. Yeah, the Russians say this Werewolf Muzzle is for dogs...

Roll-uh-Bowl Portable Bong

$34.99 - $39.99 Roll-uh-Bowl »

Roll-uh-Bowl is your foldable, portable, indestructible bong on the go. A waterpipe for the adventurer, the backwoods trekker, the beach bum, the guy who drops, knocks, and sits on things a lot. Roll-uh-Bowl folds and...

EggMap Stress Ball Navigators

You might consider EggMaps superfluous in our age of nearly infallible GPS navigators and Google Maps that can walk you up and down every street in Budapest from your couch. But Hungarian design student Denes Sator still...

Bottle Pro Car Cup Holder Adapter

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I know a car cup holder adapter that allows you to insert your Hydro Flask or Gatorade bottle without it flying out of the console every time you stop, turn, speed up, or slow down won't change the world, or even your...

Uncaged Ergonomics Wobble Stool

$129.99 Amazon »

You know with a name like Wobble Stool they're gonna say it does everything but fall over. Uncaged Ergonomics has created this "healthier sitting environment" to encourage caloric output even while resting square on one's...

Duo Deck Vinyl/Cassette Player & MP3 Converter

$99.99 Amazon »

The Duo Deck is your portable purveyor of the sounds of classic vinyl and the mix tapes filled with love songs you wrote for Samantha Nester in the 9th grade, which she threw back at you through your open Toyota Tercel...

Color-Changing Bottle Lamps

$20 - $89.95 Etsy »

Fred Fleming might like empty bottles of Grey Goose, Patron, and Fireball even more than he likes them full. The Connecticut-based artist repurposes glass liquor (and ketchup!) bottles into the swell LED light shows you...

Sommi Handcrafted Wine Cellars

$9,980 - $13,950 Sommi »

Unless you like wine that sucker punches your palate with the essence of dirt mixed with acid, I disagree that Oregon produces the world's finest Pinot Noir. However, Vieng Oudom's Sommi Wine Cellars make a pretty good...

AeroTwist Speaker

$380 Jarre »

Now this is a sexy donut. Twist. I mean a sexy snake. Twist. I mean a sexy thing I once saw snorkeling that shot fiberglass bristles into my hand when I touched it. (Lesson: observe, don't disturb.) The AeroTwist speaker...

The Aura Water Pipe

$218 - $360 Heir »

Sorry, hippies and artistic stoners. Now that marijuana is this close to mainstream acceptance, and not that much farther away from legalization, it's time for the techies and trendsters to move in and take over the conception...