Cardboard Cat Playhouses
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- MushroomCat Cat Face Ultimate Scratcher - $49.99
- purrrfect life Cat House - $49.99
- Curious Cat Cube Cat House - $26.91
- KATRIS Modular Cat Tree - $338.95
- KATRIS Lynks Modular Cat Scratcher - $54.95
After wrecking one too many real cars and getting banned from the road, Toonces the Driving Cat went into the make-believe business and developed this line of cat houses for Suck UK. Sure, "piloting" a cardboard airplane and "cruising" in a wood pulp pink Cadillac won't give your kitty quite the rush of for real driving Steve Martin off a cliff, but at least it will give him something more interesting to do than scratch a post and suit up to overthrow the cucumbers in the fridge.
Is your cat a mover, a nester, or a computer geek? Suck UK's cardboard cat playhouses cover all possibilities, with designs including:
- The Plane
- The Catillac
- The Fire Engine
- The Tank
- The Cabin
- The Tepee
- The Laptop - with scratch pad keyboard!
All playhouses are DIY assembly, but they require no tape or glue to put together, and can be folded down and put away when you need the space. Or to teach your cat there are consequences to be paid when he "accidentally" misses the litter box.
Muchas danke to Bored Panda.
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