Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings
If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature, plus drop a big smelly deuce my human then has to pick up with his hands, than face the humiliation of wearing what looks like the canine version of Borat's mankini in public.
I think Walkee Paws are right up there with the Shed Defender in the dog shaming department.
Nonetheless, the dog leggings claim to be here to do good. To protect your dog's paws (i.e., your own carpets, floors, and furniture) from dirt and mud, rain and snow when the two of you clowns go out a-walkin'. And, per Walkee Paws, "Dogs love it!" At least over traditional pet boots that squeeze at their ankles and mess with blood flow.
I guess the benefit of Walkee Paws' standout singlet style is that each of the 4 booties slips loosely and stretches comfortably over their paws and legs, securing over their back in an adjustable clasp.
Walkee Paws, of course, come in several patterns, plus in sizes for small, medium, and large dogs.
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