Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger
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Layers and layers of rich, silky, buttery...duck farts. The Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger measures, presses, and releases in perfect amoebic form boozy components of favorite layered shots and cocktails. The jigger's attachment, a long arm with a deflector, corrals the likes of Midori, Blue Curacao, and Jaeger, and gently places them atop one another in a aesthetically brilliant (though potably questionable) stack of green, blue, and hue de Robitussin. Without the attachment, the jigger functions as an easy filler and doler of precise spirit quantities. A jigger base is also included for easy storage.
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