Pretentious Beer Glasses
A set of 5 beer glasses, each of which has been crafted explicitly to cater to the nuances of a particular style of beer, is kind of pretentious and off-putting, right? But what if the set also came with a sense of self-awareness, in the form of the name Pretentious Beer Glasses? They'd still be pretentious, but instead of off-putting, would they now maybe be somewhat hip and acceptable to purchase? I think yes.
And for anyone who still says no, I'd like to point out that one of the glasses has a mustache, and ask you to reconsider.
The Pretentious Beer Glass set accentuates the flavors and heightens the imbibing experience of just about any beer one could pour. It includes: a Hoppy Beer Glass, an Aromatic Beer Glass, a Malty Beer Glass, a Subtle Beer Glass, and a "traditional" Ale Glass. Each piece holds about 12 ounces of brew with a 2- to 3-ounce head.
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