Sococo on the Bottom Coaster Set
Sococo on the Bottom is a Japanese coaster series of, uh, how to put it? ... Smooshed school girl body parts designed to serve as underlying surface protectors for your glassware. The effect makes it appear as if your tumbler or wine glass itself put the squish on Sococo, magnifying the parts of her trapped under the base, while leaving the rest of her intact - and looking fairly nonplussed about the whole thing. Like it's just another day in the life of anatomical compaction for Sococo.
A Cabernet anvil here. A hydraulics-fitted pint of IPA there.
The optical illusions created by the Sococo on the 6-piece Bottom Coaster Set are strange, to say the least, but if you're looking for a quirky gift everyone will be talking about, I don't think you can go wrong with this import from Japan.
And if blue isn't your color, you can also get a coaster set of pancaked co-eds in pink.
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