TARDIS Flask
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So...are you sick of the TARDIS yet? I'll grant that it's starting to run its interdimensional course with me, and a few Time Lords have sent word that its 15 minutes are ticking. But the difference between this kitschy, growing-tiresome TARDIS incarnation and other kitschy, growing-tiresome TARDIS incarnations is that this one is a flask. That holds alcohol. So even if you're not a fan of the Time and Relative Dimension in Space police box at your first swig of vodka, by the third or fourth tip of your handsome blue, laser engraved, stainless steel flask, the two of you will be like the oldest and bestest of friends.
The TARDIS Flask holds 8 ounces of sweet libations, and Etsy vendor Mock The Rock makes each one by hand.
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Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Flask
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Quik Shot Plastic Flask with Built-in Shot Chamber
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