Tequila Buffet
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- The Pistol and Caliber Reposado Tequila Set - $52.95
- Patron Gran Burdeos Anejo Tequila - $451.95
- Chipotle, Lime & Tequila Salt Set - $9.99
- Skull Tequila Reposado - $45.99
- Tequila Lollipop with Worm - $4.80
F resolutions to be healthy, I'm kicking off 2013 with some tequila! A full buffet of tequila to be exact. Woodworker Robert Lock has handcrafted a display platter from beams of wormy chestnut salvaged from barns throughout North Carolina's Blue Ridge Mountains, and topped it with an assortment of shot-specific accoutrements. Buffet packages include a cutting board, paring knife, spoon, salt bowls, 4 tequila knock-'em-back glasses, and dedicated notches for lime and salt stashes. Just add tequila, citrus, Worm Seasoning, and non-wet-blanket friends who can hold their liquor.
One time I went to a Patron tequila party in New Mexico. That is all.
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