Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper
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The singing carolers on Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper aren't just singing to the eye, with belting faces painted on the ends of the rolls like a bunch of Christmas-caroling emojis, they're singing to the ear too. Open this festive box of TP from Bim Bam Boo, and the 6 vocalists will also greet you with the full audio of "Jingle Bells." Like a TikTok video on repeat, round after round, until you finally force yourself to close the app- er, the lid.
Bim Bam Boo named the Jingle Rolls choir The caROLLers, and their cover of "Jingle Bells" is a custom version recorded just for this holiday toilet paper display. And if that statement didn't sound weird enough on its own, Bim Bam Boo also points out the recording session took place in the same Minneapolis studio Prince allegedly used to record the 1989 Batman soundtrack. So, uh, if your bathroom wasn't jonesing for a triangular cardboard box decorated like a Christmas Tree and filled with caroler-painted rolls of toilet paper that sing "Jingle Bells" every time you open it before, well. Perhaps its association with the GOAT Prince and the OG Batman movie will change your mind.
In addition to its decorative look and white elephant gift readiness, the Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper set offers up an eco-friendly gift option. Bim Bam Boo, as the name suggests, makes all of their toilet paper out of sustainable, organically grown bamboo.
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