Otto Dental Floss Dispenser
/otto-dental-floss-dispenser-22461.jpg "Otto Dental Floss Dispenser")
- Rondo Toothpaste Tube Cap - $9.99
- Sden Toothbrush Cover - $17.00
- Magic Bunny Toothpick Holder - $28.85
- Bunny and Carrot Paper Towel Holder - $59.00
- Lily Bird Soy Sauce Container - $37.71
According to Alessi, the Italian Factory of Design, "Rondo, Otto and Sden belong to a burgeoning family of bright characters in thermoplastic creatures aiming to bring some fun to dental hygiene for children (and adults too)." Whoa. That's a lot of PR jargon. My version: "These are some toys that might make your kid want to brush and floss. And you too, Captain Cavity."
Otto is my favorite of the three (you can check out Rondo and Sden in the "Related Products" section above) because I like his expression of concern about having apparently just eaten an entire spool of dental floss. And only adding to that concern is the fact that I am now going to pull it back out in 8" increments over the course of the next month.
OK, with the number of days I'm not too lazy to floss, probably more like over the course of the next year.
Otto the Dental Floss Dispenser holds a full roll of most floss sizes, and holds a cutting tool in his left hand. He comes in Blue, Red, and Baby Blue.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
Blizzident - 6-Second Toothbrush
It looks like someone put the inside of a sea urchin on the inside of a mouthpiece, but if Blizzident really works, I wouldn't care if it looked like one of the McPoyle brothers' armpits. I'll be able to brush my teeth--and...
/log-liquor-dispenser-20391.jpg "Liquor Log Booze Dispenser")
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...
/lorals-latex-panties-a-new-50445.jpg?mode=crop "Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral")
Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral
Finally! A wearable dental dam! Lorals Latex Panties, despite being able to stop right there - latex panties? I'm in! Wrap some in every style up as a gift for my wife - aren't just sexy underwear to look at, they're...
Down There Repair
Application of Sam's Natural Down There Repair fixes two major male discomforts and social embarrassments: chafed crotch and smelly crotch. It can also be used preventatively, thwarting these afflictions from striking...
/the-cleanshot-bidet-photo-59643.jpg?mode=crop "The CleanShot Bidet & Photo Booth")
The CleanShot Bidet & Photo Booth
Dudes, have you yet to accept the wonder and benevolence of bidets into your hearts? If so, I've got something to, shall we say, sweeten the pot for you. The CleanShot. A bidet that rinses and dries your junk, and then...
/the-peanut-butter-pump-37241.jpg?mode=crop "The Peanut Butter Pump")
The Peanut Butter Pump
Peanut butter that's unspreadable, or tears apart my sammich bread / crumbles my cracker during application isn't that big of a problem in my life. I mostly eat it by the spoonful, or pointer fingerful, out of the jar...
/my-shiney-hiney-brush-set-24616.jpg?mode=crop "My Shiney Hiney Brush Set")
My Shiney Hiney Brush Set
Well. I wouldn't argue it isn't dirty. I'm just not sure I care enough to go to the lengths required to make my hiney shiney. I think this cleansing brush set for the bunghole is geared towards women anyway, judging by...
/whiskey-decanter-dispenser-20370.jpg "Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser")
Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser
I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...
/puking-grogu-baby-yoda-48419.jpg?mode=crop "Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper")
Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper
Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...
Amabrush 10-Second Automatic Toothbrush
Amabrush says it's the World's First Automatic Toothbrush, but watching the demo video makes me think it's just the first time someone thought to cross a Blizzident with a vibrator...
/orgasmic-man-soap-dispenser-45017.jpg?mode=crop "Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser")
Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser
When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...
Shark Tooth Weapons
Land shark! Or at least the scariest part of the shark now available to tear into human flesh on land. Dane Kealoha's shark tooth weapons style themselves after traditional blades and blunt implements with walloping power...