Bathroom

Although soap is meant to be the cleanser, how are you supposed to keep IT clean when your sweaty, deodorant-shunning roommate gets ahold of a bar in the shower? ButtFace soap at least establishes some boundaries and...

Moving goldfish out of the living room and into the bathroom for a perfect view of what will surely be their place of final burial, down the toilet, seems like an illogical move. That is, until you see this awesome fish...

Who could use a radioactive mummy costume for Halloween? An exclamation point on your next toilet-tissue-themed prank? A beacon lighting the way to your Shit Box?...

The quandary of how to be both productive and submerged in hot, soapy water is solved. Artfully, with reclaimed oak from Pennsylvania, no less. The Wood Tub Caddy measures 29 x 11 inches and fits most standard bathtubs...

This opaque white curtain will make your unsuspecting guests crap in their pants when they walk into your bathroom to crap in your toilet. Possible side effects may include... a stroke, heart attack and worst of all...

Imagine if you will that you're cleaning yourself with a bunch of snot. Hard to imagine? I have the perfect solution. Buy this big fake nose and have your liquid soap (or snot) drip out of it onto your hands so you can...

Do you want to walk around all day with drool on ya lips and a rumblin' in ya stomach? Do you want to be chased down the street by random fatties who are drawn to you by the smell of your skin? Do you want dogs to attack...

This toilet paper must first pass beneath the smoldering nostrils of the legendary dragon, ruler of the skies, defender of kingdoms, maker of kings, before... cleaning the brown bits off of your butt hole...