Pop Culture Mini Bath Soaps
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Foam Sweet Foam mini soap bars are sudsed up in pop culture references and ready to wash out the mouths of anyone you know who is too literal, too easily offended, or too stuck up to appreciate a good pun.
The bath soaps come wrapped in a choice of almost 2 dozen different tributes to famous people and topics, with the wordplay fun covering all surfaces of the paper. For example, the Freud Wash Fulfillment mini soap has gems including, "Washes away civilization and its discontents," and "The soap you can slip on" on the front and side. And even the ingredients consider their subject: Cucumber oil from very large, ripe cucumbers, Virgin olive oil from fresh, young olives, etc., etc.
Mini soaps are 2 ounces each and measure 2.25" x 1.75" x 1". A sampling of soap scents includes fresh milk &cocoa butter, garden cucumber & olive oil, almond & cocoa butter, and honey & oatmeal.
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