Super Mario Bros. Toilet Seat
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Every Super Mario Bros. Marathon on the Web deserves a Super Mario Bros. Toilet Seat on the head. Etsy vendor Debra Hughes hand paints these porcelain god lids in pixelated scenes taken from the original Super Mario Bros. video game we all (and by all, I mean those of us over 30) remember fondly as our favorite childhood babysitter. 8-bit bricks, goombas, a piranha plant in a pipe, all the good stuff awaits those ready to put their excretory systems to use anywhere from 5 to 125 times a day. Now granted, lifting little Mario gallivanting through the Mushroom Kingdom may not be as satisfying as gallivanting him myself with a Fully Functional Nintendo Controller Coffee Table, but at least this way I won't be tempted to stay on the couch just a few seconds longer than my bladder can hold out.
Toilet Seat Mario arrives ready to affix, and is treated with a triple coat of polyurethane to protect it from the kiddos and adults with inordinately poor aim.
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