Fruity Pebbles Pillow
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- Fruity Pebbles Socks - $19.99
- Signature Housewares Fluted Cereal Bowls - $29.29
- Bowl of Cereal Charm - $5.99
- Lucky Charms Socks - $19.99
Someone named Gasm made a Fruity Pebbles throw pillow, and I agree. What I see before me indeed looks like a gasm of Fruity Pebbles. Fred Flintstone would have a hard time running his footmobile through that mound of refined sugar and simple carbohydrates. But I but Bam Bam would dig banging around in a giant Pebble pit. Actually, so would I.
The Fruity Pebble pillow comes in 3 square meals sizes: 16" x 16"; 18" x 18"; and 20" x 20". You can also command Red Bubble to print the pattern on a mug, stickers, tote bag, or smartphone case.
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