Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock
"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables, and like a grown-ass man, he kept his resolution.
Of course, after being force fed a giant bush of it by Michael, Kevin's determination was that he does not like broccoli. In fact, his exact words were, "God, I hate it." Followed by, "OK, I ate the fluffy part. Can I be done?"
Yes, Kevin, you can be done. But the rest of us can relive your brave crusade with this excellent wall clock depicting your journey through broccoli tasting (stem-first no less!), broccoli chewing, broccoli hating, and, last, broccoli hiding under your tongue. Perhaps we can use it to motivate us to live up to our own New Year's resolutions to do what we say we'll do, and try new things in life. Even if those things end up being repugnant to us. Even if those things end up being broccoli.
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