Life Size Hanging Shark Sculpture
What exactly does "life size" mean when we're talking a life size hanging shark sculpture? Welp, nose-to-tail-fin this beatific behemoth from The King's Bay measures 11' long. With a wing-, er, pectoral fin span of 76". And 49" from the top of the cartilaginous sociopath's dorsal fin to the bottom of his belly. Which probably contains 3 to 5 humans, so I wouldn't trust the shark sculpture's listed weight of 115 pounds.
The life size great white shark is made of fiberglass and resin, and would make a great mancave gift for a horror movie buff, or revenge gift for a frenemy who scares easily.
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The Best Shark Themed Gifts
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Power Idolz Wireless Charging Docks
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Jaws Skirt
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Blankie Tails Shark Blanket
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Shark Bite Surfboard Desk
Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...
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Geometric Shark Chandelier
Who wants to swing from this chandelier? Brody? Hooper? Ian Ziering? Though the geometric shark chandelier from Martin Taylor of Chromaforms isn't so much a shark chandelier as it as an LED-lit shark sculpture, but where...
Seabreacher Shark X Water Jet
Seabreacher water jets snugly seat two people with exceptional control over their stomachs and bowels for a nautical roller coaster ride of dives, breaches, spins, and respective surface and subsurface speeds of up to...
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Sharkini Swimsuit
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Baby Blue Terry Shark Robe
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Animatronic Shark Costume
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Shark Repellent Grenade
Surfers, SCUBA divers, mermaids, and baby seals now have a means of deterring the Ultimate Dread. Thwarting the very reason some break a sweat at the mere mention of the ocean. These here grenades contain a highly calibrated...
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The Sharkalope
The dudes at Zombie Tools call their new Sharkalope knife "an unholy confusion of genetics." I love the dudes at Zombie Tools. I hate them too. Because not only are they way better at their job of forging apocalyptic...