Lion X Floor Light
- Royal Lion Head Wallfall Fountain with LED Light - $169.00
- 3D Lion Head Lamp - $19.99
- Guardian Lion Statue - $44.43
- Hand Painted Lion Nightlight - $23.95
- Cast Iron Lion Head Hanging Garden Plaque - $29.30
King of the Jungle, at your illumination service. The Lion X Light in his formidable Mufasa pose will awe all who see him guarding your living room or, better, your cubicle at the office. Whatever, HR, all these other yay-hoos get to bring their dogs to work, don't even think about telling me I can't bring my lion lamp.
Created by Haoshi Design, the Lion X Light is a life-size replication of the great cat, molded from fiber-reinforced plastics and fitted with a glowing collar. It's pretty striking in the images, but at that price, I'd expect something called a light to give off a little more actual light. This guy does not appear to be high-performance or high-output lion. Which is probably why he's cool with that little girl bopping him on the nose without biting her face off.
Haoshi's Lion X Light's life-size dimensions are 70" wide x 26.5" deep x 50" tall.
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