Mars Dust Globe
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Shake up Elon and Elon Jr. here inside their Mars Dust Globe, and delight in a red-orange storm of earth rather than your typical snow blizzard in this quirky take on the traditional holiday snow globe. (Another quirky take on the traditional holiday snow globe: one that rains down the white stuff on a festive red F*CK.)
While mostly a bit of flair to add to your tabletop - especially if you need a gift for a geek - the Mars Dust Globe also aims to provide an accurate representation of the planet. The planet view on one of its sides shows topographic details of Valles Marineris and Olympus Mons. The other side, of course, shows father and son (or mother and daughter, or any combination thereof that makes you feel most politically correct) having a grand ol' time staring back at you from their Mars Dust Globe home.
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