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I think I would have preferred Fire Mario, but fake Zelda flames still trump the burning embers of an electric insert or flat screen loop. Especially an NES Zelda fire, in all of its pixelated glory. Etsy vendor James...

Sweet, no more pretending I read books for the sake of home decor. Library Wallpaper, chock full of colorful tomes arranged studiously on faux shelves, gives me all the academic street cred I need. And for legitimate...

Some things are a matter of taste. This coffee table is a matter of being able to mentally record the face on every person who walks into your living room and identifies�vases, remotes, and crusty dishes from 3 nights...

Time for a data dump! Computers acting pokey and lethargic need one. So do those that can't go more than 2 or 3 clicks without cramping up. That seem to have had one too many cookies. That start making unpleasant sounds...

Well, at least in the bookends version, the pooch and his whiz are made of steel too. Knob Creek Metal Arts takes the piss on stuffy, unremarkable book support systems with their handmade and hammered black dog and hydrant...

The actual name of this product is Moonlight Pillow. Really? Has the moon been eating Skittles? Did it swallow a gay pride parade? Because the moon I look at has certainly never gleamed the entire Roy G Biv rainbow. Except...

Ugh, I hate it when LOLCats mow on my pillows. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah, nom, nom, nom. What size is that hacked-up hair ball going to be? Kitteh nom bettuh. Excuse me? Kitteh nom pillowz, or kitteh peepee kitteh toxic poizen...

Chrono-Shredder is a clock, a calendar, a reminder that those who sit at home and simply watch time go by have lives filled with nothing but growing piles of shit on the floor. Poetic, no? Susanna Hertrich combines machine...

An organizational, poster-sized map of the music industry's 636 most prolific rappers: magnificent homage or elaborate slam? Divided into major categories and subcategories, such as Audacious Misspelling, Macks, Coolness...

If you're a Double Helix Fan Club member, but can't make it to Japan to clone your face, and find the prospect of being mug-melded with your sister a little disturbing, check out this subtler artistic representation of...

Wonder what you'd look like as a zombie, but not quite enough to find one to turn you? Irish artist Roisin McAuley can satisfy your morbid curiosity without the common side effects of undeadness, brain deadness, and perpetual...

What better homage to Jesus than to insert Beavis and Butthead in his place at the Resurrection? Heh heh, heh heh. Designer David Christianson created this amalgamation of MTVs favorite dimwitted loser duo and the 15th...

Calling all fairy tale and 62-point font enthusiasts: Envelop yourself in this Bedtime Stories duvet set, and combat sleepless nights and misplaced reading glasses with a classic tome from the Brothers Grimm. The multi-layered...

Wouldn't it be nice if plugging things in were a more enjoyable activity? If you had something to look forward to each time you risked displacing a lumbar disk to bend over and charge your cell phone? Outlet stickers...

Ronel Jordaan and her estrogen-driven staff hand spin these near optical illusions from 100% Merino wool. The strikingly realistic woolen mammoths epitomize haute minimalist design, with the unexpected perk of being plush...

Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude...

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure all of these "jokes" are based on actual statistics from the US Census. The other sad thing is, I bet the 95% of us who couldn't name half of the color blocks when looking at a blank...

When zombies get to your neighborhood Voodoo priest, everyone wins! Sure, he's going to inhale the amygdalas directly from the heads of your loved ones, but as a reward for your assistance and cooperation, he'll convert...

Oooh, candy corn scented candles! Cooooo...wait. What does candy corn smell like again? Oh yeah. Candle wax. That makes the creators of these festive little treats either dirty con artists or ingenious capitalists. More...

Korean designer James Kim has forged this clever way of showing off the countless aerial photographs of cities and cloud formations you take from your window seat after reading the Sky Mall magazine cover-to-cover and...

Win the favor of Daenerys Targaryen AND cover up the smell of weed in your bedroom with this Gothic dragon incense box. The smoke wafts from his nostrils and, when placed near papers or articles of clothing, he will breathe...

Condoleezza Rice recently appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to promote her memoir, No Higher Honor, and provide his liberal loyalists with fresh ammo for mocking her. Ms. Rice accomplished at least one of the...

Not sure how this new arrangement is going to fly in heaven. Hypothetical: Who would win in a battle between an army of Yodas with LED light sabers and a squadron of angels with golden-bladed halos blessed by God?...

I never liked candy corn, and always looked down on all the poor kids who did like it. It always seemed like the lowest form of candy to me. But, it looks like the candy corn is going to get the last laugh. Patient 0...