Phrenology Bust
Phrenology, the study of the shape of the human cranium and localized mental faculties, is generally considered a 19th-century quack science. But I mean, if we can bring the argument that Earth is flat back into 21st-century discussions, why not make a bid to start reading bumps and indentations on our heads again too? I for one would like to know what the goose egg behind my left ear says about my character and disposition.
Pseudoscientific beliefs aside, this Phrenology Bust from Design Toscano is a quirky display piece that will get people talking. Especially since it will give them the opportunity to talk about themselves. Ooooh, do you feel this depression on my high-center-left frontal bone? The bust says it represents Force, and I definitely think it's with me.
The Phrenology sculpture is divided into segments representing various elements of a person's personality and life. It has a Victorian / steampunk aesthetic, cast in designer resin with a hand-painted alabaster finish. Dimensions are 5" wide x 3-1/2" deep x 6" high.
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