Steampunk Octopus Door Handles
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If Tolkien went steampunk, these giant octopus door handles would make the perfect substitute for a wizard wielding a sword and staff. Kraken says, You shall not pass!
Gregory Besson molds resin into a majestic set of curled and undulating legs ready for mounting to any set of double doors. He brushes them with brass powder to finish, and set off their fetching 19th century industrial look. The Octopus Door Handles are part of a 100-piece limited edition, all signed by Besson.
Use the Octopus Door Handles to project your love for the steampunk, or love for the Lovecraft (or enduring love for the Pirates of the Caribbean, despite the franchise's own love for self-destruction) on interior, exterior, or furniture doors. Then take things 8 steps further, and add an octopus couch, octopus end table, and - what the hell? - a Hot Octopuss sex toy.
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