Swatch MAXI Wall Clocks
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Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming. Or Shaq.
Still, I agree with Swatch that the MAXI clocks are exceptionally large, and I like their trippy effect. I also like the 80s nostalgia juices they get flowing through my body. Between that and watching a lady make homemade Oreos on YouTube last night, I am jonesing for some 1988 today. K-Swiss sneakers on my feet, pleated denim jeans on my legs, primary colors Swatch on my wrist, Saved by the Bell on my TV, and pile of Oreos with a big glass of milk headed toward my piehole.
Vibrating Ring Alarm Clock
Ring is a vibrating alarm clock that fits over the finger to gently and noiselessly rip slumberers from their states of peace. It is ideal for couples, the hearing impaired, and people who associate the sound of their...
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The Ring Clock
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You Snooze You Lose Cash Alarm Clock
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Rhei Liquid Display Clock
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Nixie Tube Watch
Nixie analog watch faces and Nixie boring, flat digital displays. Readouts from cold cathode neon gas indicators are how I want to wear my time now. I've seen Nixie tubes turned into desktop clocks before (here, for example)...
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Etch Morphing Digital Clock
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Whatever I'm Late Anyway Clocks
Oh, how nice. A clock for people with no respect for others' time who like to turn their lack of responsibility and accountability into a big joke. Well, when I tell you to be at my place at 8 a.m. and you unapologetically...
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Zen Nixie Tube Clock
Dalibor Farny. Now that's a great name. I'm thinking of using Dalibor for the name of my next pet. That's how great I think the name is. Is that beside the point? Yes. What's right on top of the point then? That he makes...
Silent Alarm Clock & Sleep Sensor
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