Dragon Stapler
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- Mystical Dragon Bookends - $23.50
- Serpentine Dragon Mug - $19.50
- T-Rex Hates Doing Things Notepad - $3.95
- Snail Tape Dispenser - $15.47
No fire or dagger tail, but this dragon's got teeth that will bind your paper together forever! Muahahaha! He'll also staple your finger if you're not careful. Speaking of which, in junior high my friend Cornelius used to offer to staple his arm for a dollar. He made enough to buy himself a Super NES. A gaming console's worth of arm staples!
I think this dragon stapler is enough of an attraction and crowd-pleaser on its own though. And if you do end up stapling a body part, you can always use the T-Rex staple remover to get it out.
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