Big Sleeping Grizzly Bear Bean Bag
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Although this grizzly bear won't tote you around on his back and serve as your mystical forest companion, chances are he also won't eat you when you plop down on or dive bomb him while he slumbers. Because this is a Big Sleeping Grizzly Bear Bean Bag. "Big" means 20" high x 27-1/2" wide x 40-1/2" long. Yeah, it's made in Hong Kong. There Ross Perot and Chicken McNuggets are probably considered giants.
The grizzly bear's skin is removable for washing, but kids who still wet their pants shouldn't sit on it because the bean bag itself is not Maytag-safe.
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