Mario Cart Coffee Table
I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know this is a handmade Nintendo Switch coffee table, CNC-engraved, and airbrushed with an action shot of Mario Kart, not Mario Cart.
And if you don't know, now you know.
A OOAK gift for a geek or gamer, the Mario Cart Coffee Table measures 20" x 42" x 18".
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