MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand
MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO.
No disrespect to your mama.
No disrespect to anyone here, because when I talk about a MOFO, I'm not talking about a person, I'm talking about a pole. A telescoping TV pole that tension-mounts between a surface overhead and one underfoot to create a space-efficient, perfectly-placed, and nonpermanent TV stand for about any LCD or LED television between 32" and 65".
MOFO uses a spring locking system, activated by the flip of a handle, to secure its glossy black pole in floor-to-ceiling place. You won't need any tools or measuring equipment, or to make cuts and holes, or to screw, nut, or bolt the stand in place. You'll just need a 3" diameter footprint on the floor, and an upper lock point of 12'5" or less.
To secure your TV the MOFO Pole uses a VESA up to 600 x 400, which you can position at any height along the pole.
The MOFO listing here also includes a media shelf that matches the pole's contemporary / industrial look as a black flat glass panel that attaches at your selected point on the pole via a snap clamp with exposed bolts.
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