Musical Porch Swing
Tor Clausen's Musical Porch Swing offers up a little tune for all the swingers out there. Handmade in Portland, OR the western red cedar porch swing comes with a pair of mallets and a perfect tune to the key of "C," so anyone looking to impress their date or wow their kids can plink out some "Twinkle, Twinkle" or "Chopsticks."
The Musical Porch Swing's song come out with a tropical sound to them; Clausen compares it to a marimba. You can check out a video of one of the swing's bench cousins in action in the gallery above. If you're more into percussion, have a loot at another of the Porch Swing's cousins, the Rumba Drum Table instead. It's a whole furniture family of musicians!
My couch is jealous. The only melodic sounds it can make is dad noises when I flop on it too hard.
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