Outdoor Swinging Lounge
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- Fine Mod Rattan Hanging Chair with Stand - $629.99
- All-Weather Wicker Hanging Egg Chair - $285.00
- 2-Person Hanging Hammock - $629.99
- Trully Outdoor Wicker Swing Chair - $545.00
- Egg-Shaped Outdoor Swing Chair - $364.99
Now this chair looks mighty comfortable. Miiiiighty comfortable indeed. And I think I might feel just as comfortable watching that mighty cute brunette swinging in it on a breezy summer day as I would be taking a turn rocking on the patio myself. Ahhhh, loungers. Rocking. Summer. Brunettes.
The Thompson Outdoor Swinging Lounge dangles a cozy nest of thick meshed wicker from its powder-coated aluminum stand, and then throws on a coupla cushions to guarantee your back and butt are as content as your reclined legs and swaying whole self. The top of the chair even arcs over the top of your head to provide shade and a little extra privacy.
Chill-Out Score: 10 / 10.
Swinging Lounge materials and fabrics are made for all-weather use. Some (Thompson says "easy") assembly is required, and all tools and instructions for it are included in the box. Frame dimensions are 37-1/2" deep x 37-1/2" wide x 77-3/4" high; swing dimensions are 37-1/2" deep x 28" wide x 56" high.
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