Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser
Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on the dock of this boiling bay all day to catch you the big one...though he'll probably just have to cast his line and wait it out 8 to 12 minutes to get a spaghetti bite that reels in the perfect bit of firmness along with its chew.
Another clever kitchen companion from OTOTO, the Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser hangs onto a single raw noodle during pasta boiling so you can easily grab it to taste for doneness. And when your Al Dente angler catches you the perfect al dente noodle, you can transfer the whole pot of them to OTOTO's Spaghetti Monster Colander for draining and safekeeping until it's time to sauce them up.
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Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles
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Ramen Hoodie
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I hear Pasta Boobs pair best with cream-based sauces. I hear Pasta Boobs should be cooked al dente if you want them to stay firm. I hear if you serve Pasta Boobs to kids under 3, they'll only gnaw on the tips. I hear...eh...
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Philips Automatic Pasta Maker
I was watching that Aziz Ansari Master of None show, and after Aziz's girlfriend told him she might move to Chicago for a job he decided to cope by learning to make pasta. By the end of the episode he had declared himself...
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Kraft Mac & Cheese that's dyed pink and flavored like candy. That's sweetened pink noodles and cheese sauce. So...is this Kraft limited edition supposed to be a Valentine's Day gift for someone you love or so
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High-Protein 100% Bean Pasta
Make that Inordinately-High-Protein 100% Bean Pasta. That tastes surprisingly F'ing delicious. Each serving of Explore Asian's bean pastas--available in black bean, soybean, adzuki bean, and edamame & mung bean varieties--has...