Coolamari Octopus Ice Cube Tray
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Rum & Coke on the rocks? Yawn. You gotta HP-Lovecraft-mythical-sea-creature-things up every once in a while. Make it The Kraken Black Spiced Caribbean Rum & Coke on...more Kraken! Fred & Friends' Coolamari octopus ice cube tray doesn't just make possible The Kraken on the rocks, it turns the Kraken into the rocks. And I don't know about you, but I could always use more Kraken. No, it's beyond that. I need more Kraken. I gotta have more Kraken! It's almost like...like I got a fever! And the only prescription is...more Kraken!
Coolamari's aquatic army of octopi thank a pleasing, dishwasher-safe seafoam silicone tray for birthing them, 4 at a time.
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