Glass Darth Vader Cutting Board
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Look at Vader, all done up glassy and classy-like on a cutting board. Surrounds by...what are those things surrounding the Dark Lord of the Sith, etched doilies? Blades, he breathes to the X-Wing knife block, I am your buffer.
Custom made to your size and color specifications, the Darth Vader cutting board is printed on tempered glass. Add a little Star Wars style to your countertop with the 8" x 11-1/2" version or a lot with the 11-1/4" x 15-1/2" larger model. Color choices include Black/Grey Damask, Blue/Black Damask, and White/Black Damask. Cutting boards take around 2 to 3 weeks to produce and ship, so order early if Vader Crocker is on your holiday gift list.
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