KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer
The KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer and I are here to eeeeassse you into the holiday season. Like, this sleek, rechargeable mixer doesn't necessarily scream Turkey Day or Christmas at first glance, but when you consider its highest and best uses - mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, cookies! - you can't deny this is a kitchen item perfect for the holidays.
According to KitchenAid, their Cordless Hand Mixer delivers the same power as a corded model across its 7 speeds, and can make up to 200 cookies (based on the 4 batches of chocolate chip tested) on a single charge. And even if it's just one batch, in my limited experience of using a hand mixer, and extensive experience licking its batter-covered beaters, I have to say, the cord is a big P in the A. It's never quite long enough, and always ends up getting dragged through or set in something liquid and messy, and when you don't take the time to wipe it down 11 times and fold it back up perfectly, according to the precise creases it came with from the manufacturer, your wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has a conniption.
So, yeah, KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer for the win, dudes.
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