Newton Minimalist Espresso Maker
/newton-minimalist-espresso-28667.jpg "Newton Minimalist Espresso Maker")
- STARESSO Manual Espresso Coffee Maker - $59.99
- YOOSKE Mini Portable Espresso Maker - $46.90
- Flair Espresso Maker - Manual Press - $135.99
- MiniPresso GR Espresso Maker - $51.99
- ROK Presso Manual Espresso Maker - $149.00
I wonder if the Newton lever-press espresso maker is so named because it exemplifies the scientist's laws of motion or because Sir Isaac just loved him a strong cup of coffee. Or maybe the manual, minimalist wonder is named after a different Newton altogether. Olivia. Thandie. Fig.
The forthcoming machine from Newton Espresso is designed to percolate "clean, simple" coffee. No pumps and no internal parts / connections to wear down or break mean you'll have your morning caffeine nearly maintenance- and cleaning-free. The trade-off, of course, is that you'll have to press it yourself.
But additional Newton Espresso returns on your elbow grease input include:
- Silent operation, so you can brew at any hour of the day or night. <
- 8 to 10 bars of pressure, thanks to some high quality seals, the piston design, and leverage system. Users control pressure with the force they apply to the machine's handle, the quantity of ground coffee they put in the basket, their tamping pressure, and grind coarseness.
- A wall mountable design. The Newton has a relatively small footprint to begin with, but takes up even less space screwed into a stud next to the fridge. Or the bed.
- Portability. Pack the little Newton in a bag and take it anywhere.
For me, Newton's final piece of gravitational pull is its manly, modern look. If you're on board, check out the espresso maker's Kickstarter campaign, and pledge for one of your own through October 24, 2017.
/flowering-penis-coffee-mugs-28372.jpg "Flowering Penis Coffee Mug")
Flowering Penis Coffee Mug
For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...
/moccamaster-kbgv-select-coffee-62187.jpg?mode=crop "Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker")
Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker
Moccamaster's KBGV Select Coffee Maker is able to brew both a half and a full carafe of coffee to the Golden Cup Standard established by the Specialty Coffee Association. Wow! That means...nothing to me...
/wake-n-bake-coffee-mug-22533.jpg "Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug")
Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug
There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...
The Barisieur Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock
Josh Renouf knows what the world really needs: coffee. Stat. Like, the second it opens its eyes. And it needs it served from The Barisieur, an alarm clock topped with implements from Beaker's lab. Very nice, Mr. Renouf...
Cannabis Cold Brew Coffee
Two guesses as to which United State Mirth Provisions' cold-pressed coffee infused with locally-grown cannabis extract comes from. Hint: it's not Colorado...
Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine
Dyson keeps your life clean, cool, and now--if Jaehyo Lee's concept for a coffee maker comes to percolation--caffeinated. The Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine repurposes the technology of Dyson's vacuum cleaners and...
Mokase Smartphone Cover Coffee Maker
Mo' crazy, mo' coffee, Mokase! It's the latest mobile phone feature we 0% need but, while collectively rolling our eyes, some of us will still get: a smartphone case that brews coffee...
Hey Joe Coffee Brewing Travel Mug
In an attempt to address the issues of saving money, supporting green, running late, and being bored, Hey Joe has developed a travel mug that brews its own coffee. It's a self-contained purveyor of caffeine that hopes...
/my-mug-indestructible-ceramic-29413.jpg?mode=crop "My MUG Indestructible Ceramic Coffee Mug")
My MUG Indestructible Ceramic Coffee Mug
Knock a My MUG off the counter and you might be cleaning up some liquid, but your solid form of matter will stay intact. Made to feel like ceramic in the hand, but behave like titanium when that hand is a wee bit clumsy...
/coffee-pot-mug-39823.jpg?mode=crop "Coffee Pot Mug")
Coffee Pot Mug
Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...
Death Wish Coffee - The World's Strongest Coffee
Having a death wish can score you $5 million. At least in free Super Bowl 50 advertising, and at least if you're Death Wish Coffee Co. In addition to the hyper buzz they get from downing cups of their ultra-caffeinated...
Hat Trick Breakfast Station
Dorm rooms, office kitchenettes, and Manhattan apartments rejoice! The Hat Trick Breakfast Station combines three necessities of morningtime life--coffee, toast, and eggs--into one compact gadget no bigger than a standard...