Ninja CREAMi One-Pint Ice Cream Maker
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"CREAMi" isn't typically a word I'd use to describe a ninja, but when we're talking an ice cream maker from the skilled and stealth kitchen appliance brand, then yeah. This thing is CREAMi like a Ninja. Ready to assassinate your everyday ingredients into ice cream, gelato, smoothie bowls, and milkshakes.
Or something like that.
Since the CREAMi churns out just one pint (i.e., one serving) at a time, the ice cream maker is relatively small for countertop or cabinet storage. It has 7 built-in CREAMi-ing programs, each activated with a single touch for making different types of ice creams and other frozen treats. It also has a re-spin button for making finished ice creams softer and creamier.
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