Rice Cube Square Sushi Maker
/rice-cube-square-sushi-maker-8664.jpg "Rice Cube Square Sushi Maker")
- Kotobuki Mini Cube Rice Mold - $12.19
- Sushiquik Complete Training Sushi Kit - $34.95
- Pyramid Food Mold - $11.04
- Square Hardboiled Egg Maker - $12.50
- Leifheit Perfect Sushi Roller - $13.12
Point 1: Crafting traditional sushi rolls requires the finesse and fine motor skills of a surgeon. Point 2: Compact 3D squares of food look way cooler and more Willy Wonka magical than squat cylinders of it. Ergo: Bring on the Rice Cube and let the simple sushi-making and Chocolate Factory-style dining begin.
Rice Cube condenses the tedious stuff-tuck-roll-tidy-repeat steps of the sushi preparation process into a seemingly foolproof stuff-and-smash technique. Lovers of starchy grains, veggies, and raw fish flesh can also marry the three without nori seaweed wrappings, and without making the more calorically dense and time-consuming sticky rice--plain rice presses and holds in this kitchen gadget just as well.
And for that matter, so too do polenta, cheese, meat, potato, falafel, butter, lentils, brownies, fudge, dried fruits...holy Mary mother of that lamb with separation anxiety! Talk about 3 square meals a day! With a Rice Cube in my kitchen armory I'll never eat another rounded, asymmetrical, acute- or obtuse-angled piece of food again!
Muchas danke to The Green Head.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
The Fat Magnet
I know a lot of fat magnets. I bet you do too. Most of them look more like an ass in need of a run around the block than a reimagined dreidel though. But this Fat Magnet, the dreidel kind, is actually here to help the...
/tetra-countertop-dishwasher-30624.jpg?mode=crop "Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required")
Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required
Tetra is a forthcoming countertop dishwasher. Its collaborators, Heatworks and Frog, developed the compact unit to function with ease and efficiency; to install it you'll need only a footprint in your kitchen, and a single...
/ocean-kitchen-aquarium-13920.jpg?mode=crop "Ocean Kitchen - Aquarium Island")
Ocean Kitchen - Aquarium Island
Once I'd covered fish aquarium bathroom sinks and aquaponic end tables I figured the whole fish-in-your-furniture schtick had run its course. What other piece of home decor could incorporate aquatic life witho
/yomo-simple-sushi-maker-22568.jpg "Yomo Simple Sushi Maker")
Yomo Simple Sushi Maker
People always talk about sushi making as this formidable, elusive craft that many have tried, but all but the most elite and Jiro-Ono-blessed have failed to execute well. And while I basically agree with this assessment...
The Ham Dogger
My friend Dominic is an electrical engineer who used to work for this company developing a chip to implant in the brains of epileptics that would help predict when they were going to have seizures, and if I had one of...
/sushi-cat-keychains-61629.jpg?mode=crop "Sushi Cat Keychains")
Sushi Cat Keychains
Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, what are they feeding you? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your... wait. Scratch that. More like Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, who are they feeding you to? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your fault! And...
/kitchen-essentials-for-the-31656.jpg?mode=crop "Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man")
Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man
No heart-shaped dutch ovens here! These kitchen essentials are geared towards the man. More specifically, the man's man. You know, the man who likes to attack his steaks with seasoning, sear them just beyond bloody, and...
/biem-stick-butter-sprayer-21465.jpg "biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer")
biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer
Whether you're looking to cut back on the butter or blanket your whole life in a dewy sheen of it, the forthcoming biem Butter Sprayer could be as revolutionary for your popcorn and toast as the Slotdog is for your wieners...
/rollie-egg-dog-maker-31021.jpg?mode=crop "Rollie Egg Dog Maker")
Rollie Egg Dog Maker
Something about the cylindrical results of the Rollie Eggmaster cooking system makes me a little uncomfortable. Is it that the tube of eggs looks too artificial? Too space agey? Too science projecty? Too anal probey?...
Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack
This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...
Fighting Man Frying Pan
Even if your kitchen crusades consist of little more than scrambling eggs or, like my dad, changing other men's lives by showing them how to use a skillet to reheat day-old pizza to its just-delivered splendor, the Fi
Samurai Kitchen Knife Set
Onion! You bastard! Raw atop my chalupa you give me the breath of a dragon-sized chihuahua that just puked up a can of tuna fish. Dicing is too good for the likes of you. Prepare to be hacked to bits with my Samurai sword...