Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer
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Pound your meat with the power of Mjolnir! I'm not sure what makes this meat mallet a Marvel Thor Meat Tenderizer! aside from a handle loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor's hammer, and the easily reproduced "Whosoever holds this hammer..." inscription, but if you foresee yourself banging out a lot of steaks and chicken breasts during your New Year's Resolution Paleo or Whole 30 diet, may as well do it with something to help you envision the Chris Hemsworth body you're going to have on the other side.
The Marvel Thor Meat Tenderizer Mallet is double sided for whacking the tough and chewy bonds out of meat, steak, pork, chicken, and other poultry. I also like to use meat mallets when recipes call for chopped nuts and cracked eggs.
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