ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender
I cannot pronounce the name of the ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender...well, I mean, except for the "personal blender" part...but no matter. My mouth is perfectly capable of doing much better things than pronouncing with it.
Dude! No! The thing has a piranha teeth cross blade for ultimate blending power. I meant drinking smoothies and protein shakes, not some weird tongue-and-glass-container sexual fetish shit.
Though I guess I could hold a contest between me, my friend Cornelius, my friend Victor, and my friend Maurice to see if anyone can get their whole mouth over the Tritan jar, and whose tongue can extend the farthest. I think mine could probably hit the 200mL hash mark.
Though measurements are marked in milliliters because the ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender is a German design, the total capacity for those of us who don't use the metric system is 20 ounces. The sleek jar's Tritan glass construction also makes it break-proof, heat- and cold-resistant, and dishwasher-safe. The control panel on the blender base is fancy too. It has an LCD display that's hidden when the blender is powered off, and a simple knob printed with the ZWILLING logo of conjoined twins controls its Smoothie and Pulse blend settings.
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