Dino Lamps
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- T-Rex Novelty Lamp - $54.76
- Brontosaurus Resin Table Lamp - $34.94
- T-Rex Ceiling Fan Pull - $6.97
- If History Repeats Itself I'm So Getting A Dinosaur - $14.00
Holy extinct species, Batman! Is that a Diplodocus on your nightstand, or have you just been shopping at Toys in Babeland again? Dino Lamps ignite the night, and all the dark crevices of your living space (except those dark crevices, Batman) in stylized, origami-ish versions of the 3 finest dinosaurs ever to tromp the earth. Triceratops, Diplodocus (whatever, I learned about dinosaurs in the 80s; it's a Brontosaurus), and T-Rex.
Dino Lamps are LED-bulb-lit with energy efficiency and no known predators, except meteor strikes that cause power outages. Their major downside, my fellow Americans, is that T-Tops, D-Docus, and T-Rex all come with UK plugs. Hey, I don't want to hear about it. Why are you reading about dinosaur night lights right now anyway? It's the weekend. It's September. Get off the internet and go rake some leaves.
Meteorite & Dinosaur Bone Rings
If your special someone is really that special, you won't just give them a ring, you'll give them a ring from a bazillion years ago! A ring that symbolizes how grand, vast, and enduring your love is. A ring that proves...
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Slap It Butt Lamp
I really appreciate how un-stuffy and...cheeky the Brits' sense of humor is. Sorry, humour. For example, I'd like to give whomever created this lamp a big slap on the back to show my admiration. And then a big approving...
Firefly Blue Laser Lamp
I grew up with fireflies. And by that I mean I grew up squashing them and rubbing their bioluminescence on my arms and legs so I too could glow like a superhero or anomaly of evolution. I never saw any blue ones though...
Inflatable Dinosaur Costume
Giddyup, T-Rex! While I'm not so sure about the proportions of this inflatable dinosaur costume, what it lacks in mathematical accuracy it definitely makes up for in costume originality. Now riding into your Halloween...
Self-Regenerative Wax Lamp
Everyone wants to be a hard ass. The Terminator. The Regulator. The Undertaker. Chuck Norris. Where's The Do-Gooder? The Helper? The Revitalizer? Relegated to the arenas of kindergarten classrooms and home decor, that's...
Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp
I'm getting this lamp and putting it on my desk with a Krispy Kreme donut or a piece of gooey butter cake in the spotlight's dead center. It will be the first time ever some a-hole doesn't steal my food at work. Because...
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Life-Size Baby T-Rex Costume
Sometimes babies are born with disproportionately large body parts, which they subsequently grow into. Like dog paws and human eyes. No such luck for the baby T-Rex. Looks as if those little guys are stuck with midget...
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HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp
The HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp is cool on its own and all, but what really makes this neat display piece a candidate for your living room are the cat and Corgi. Check out the videos. These two are as baffled...
Into the Woods Projection Light
Due to its being dramatic and showstopping and incredibly F'ing rad, Hilden & Diaz's Forms in Nature forest projection light sculpture has earned viral popularity this week. To the point that the artists are planning...
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Barebones Miners Lantern
The tagline for the Barebones Miners Lantern should be: "The perfect gift for Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and all your favorite dwarfs!" This little light is really, truly a very little light. As a braggin' point...
Alien Abduction Lamp
When I see alien abduction images like this lamp's they make me think of one thing: Cartman gets an anal probe. Ugh, poor cow. Well, maybe not. I mean, really, whatever fate lies ahead for him on that spaceship can't...
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Fake Window Light
Natural sunlight is overrated, but slatted blinds and electroluminescent lighting are even more badass than their hype. Cash in on coolness, and brighten up your basement apartment or 10 x 15 cubicle with this simulated...