The Spine Lamp
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This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of water inside it, and if you anterior and posterior tilt, or leg a hip sag, the water will pour out from that side. It's a crucial part of posture and preventing back and leg pain and...huh? You just want to hear about the Spine Lamp?
Alright, but don't come crying to me when you can't do squats without your knees aching, or you develop a shooting pain down your ass when you sit upright in a chair for more than 5 minutes.
The Spine Lamp is a UK design, and each one is handmade by a small team of artists in South Wales. Choose from a gothic black or heavenly gothic white spine, plus a few different lampshade colors, to have them build you a perfect Spine Lamp, and perfectly weird piece of lighting, to complement your home decor.
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