Not Vanilla Club - Adult Toy Subscription Box (NSFW)
I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service.
A new candidate for my list of the Best Monthly Subscription Boxes for Guys, Not Vanilla Club brings adult toys and other sex-centric items to the trend of mailed mystery swag. Membership options are available for monthly, Bi-(curious?)-monthly, and one-(jack?)-off deliveries, and new members will fill out a questionnaire of preferences at the time of order to help Not Vanilla Club determine how tame or kinky they want them to go with their hand-picked helpers.
Unlike BigAssDildos.com, Not Vanilla Club bags arrive in discreet, nothing-to-see-here black envelopes or boxes (though the club could capitalize on some extra flirty flair by packing their sexy gadgets and gear in chocolate brown.) Here's a box sample from April 2018:
- 6" Suction cup dildo
- Mood tingling lube
- Fetish Rope
- Bondage Buddy
- Trojan ENZ Condoms
Anyone need a gift for Valentine's Day?
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