Sad Shop Graduation Cards
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I do not like jobs. It's a greeting card that speaks the truth. For graduates...for me...for you, I bet to, 'ey? Sad Shop's Katie Davis may have designed her whimsical well wishes for those bidding sayonara to the lazy, hazy, crazy days of academia, but I think their pertinence transcends this May-June span of time, as the declaration that "I do not like jobs" could probably accurately describe any human being's state of mind on any day of the year. And as a special bonus for those of us who do not like jobs, the current state of the American economy is such that we may or may not still have them tomorrow anyway! Cha-ching!
Sad Shop graduation cards have blank interiors, and are printed on 5 x 7 white card stock. Other bold, red-lettered sentiments for the diplomaed include:
- Amazeballs
- Done?!
- Geek [however you make a heart with a QWERTY keyboard]
- Dork [however you make a heart with a QWERTY keyboard]
- Nerd [however you make a heart with a QWERTY keyboard]
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