Vessel Helix One-Hitter
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Vessel's Helix one-hitter has some serious drip. And since I'm pretty sure no one in the generation that made up the slang term "drip" will be reading this, but probably some Gen Z parents will, that means the dry herb pipe has a cool, sexy style. Now, grab some weed and a Helix, go take a puff in front of your kids, and tell them, no cap, your bud is the GOAT and your pipe is drippin', periodt.
Vessel built the Helix to be a piece of art in the smoking world, but not to put form over function. They say the double helix design of the pipe's insert - seemingly a take on the Twisty Glass Blunt - "provides the perfect combination of filtering and cooling" for an enhanced smoking experience, and also that the one-hitter gets even better to use the more you use it. That is, as residue builds up inside the chamber, it creates a sticky filter that catches debris before you inhale it.
The Helix pipe is made of non-toxic brass, and has exterior dimensions of 90m long x 13mm in diameter.
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