Household

UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies & Spice Rack Pullouts

$67.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

Is your kitchen cabinet chaos getting a little too...spicy for your tastes? Or maybe a little too plastic storage container-y? UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies and Spice Rack Pullouts tidy up overflowing seasoning jars, baking...

Mushroom Garden LED Night Light

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Did you know if mushrooms are exposed to UV light while they're growing it activates the production of Vitamin D in their tissues? Vitamin D that you can then ingest and absorb in your own tissues? In fact, mushrooms...

Death Star Planters

$16 - $24 Etsy »

From Death...Star...comes life! These Star Wars Death Star-inspired planters from Storybrook Boutique are 3D printed into existence - well, exploded, decommissioned existence - in your choice 5" or 6" circumference sizes...

Quick-Pour Shot Dispenser & Carrier

$24.97 Amazon »

I may be past my glory days of taking 6 shots at once, but I can do something just as impressive: pour 6 shots at once, and then, with one hand, carry 6 shots at once. Sure, I need some assistance from this quick-pour...

PediPocket Foot Pocket Blanket

$49.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

I received a PediPocket Blanket, and can confirm it is indeed a plush, extra-long fleece blanket with a foot pocket at the bottom. And that foot pocket indeed keeps your toes tucked in and safe from any nefarious attempts...

ESNTL Soap Dispenser with 20 Second Light Timer

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Tired of singing "Happy Birthday"...twice...every time you wash your hands? Me too. That's why I opt to use my inner clock to tell me when I've sudsed up for the requisite, germ-annihilating 20 seconds, rather than an...

Creaton Crafts Book Art

$23.10 - $66.34 Etsy »

Creaton Crafts craftmaster Lara opens her description of the magnificent Marvel comics paper vase above, and many of her other elaborate book art creations, with "I love folding and cutting paper!" And, wow. I know I...

Pallet Thief Wood Throne

Who needs iron for a throne when you have 6 billion wood pallets wandering the world waiting to be recycled? True, Anton Brunberg's "Pallet Thief" wood throne wouldn't make it past a single sneeze from Drogon - or even...

Respira Smart Garden - Hydroponic Plant Air Purifier

$849.99 Respira »

Black thumbs and black lungs, the Respira Smart Garden is here for you. A hybrid hydroponic plant wall and air purifier, the Respira merges plants' natural biofiltration process with smart technology to produce a healthy...

Prepdeck Meal Prep Kit with Storage & Cutting Board

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Wow, this Prepdeck meal prep kit, with all its little food storage containers, kitchen tools, and cutting board looks super duper handy for anyone cooking a meal! And super duper crappy for anyone doing the dishes after...

Handmade Vintage Post Office Box Door Safes

$110 - $235 Etsy »

You can reach me at P.O. Box Don't Touch My Shit. And just in case you forget, I've locked the most valuable of it (cash, stash, Hot Wheels collectibles) up inside one of these very fine vintage post office door safes...

Music Pillows

$58 - $202 Etsy »

Yep, Alona Dudich's Music Pillows look exactly like the types of synthesizers and mixers an experienced DJ would let me use to show off my own skills in the booth. Hey Mr. Tiesto! I think something happened to your turntables...

Middle Finger Decanter

$59.99 Amazon »

Tom Brady is #1 again! One finger over, for some of you dudes. And for those who can't bring themselves to celebrate Tampa Bay's Super Bowl LV win, here's Middle Finger Decanter to help you drown your sorrows, and continue...

Gooseneck Hands-Free Phone Holder for Bed & Household

$17.99 Amazon »

Hands-free phone holder for my bed and recliner arm, I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around your gooseneck. While there's more to it than your standard phone stand or holder, this gooseneck hands-free phone...

BloomingTables Living Furniture

$229 - $349 Blooming Tables »

Small Business Shoutout: BloomingTables Living Furniture. Based out of San Diego, BloomingTables designs coffee, console, and side tables, plus desks eager to "bring the beauty of the outdoors - indoors." Their simple...

Dragon Collector's Knife

$950 Etsy »

This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the Damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...

Splitz Bedding - Split Blanket & Sheet Sets for Couples

$139 - $245 Splitz Bedding »

Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...

Star Wars Parody Art Prints

$40 Etsy »

Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...

Stadium Bundt Pan

$40.99 Amazon »

If you were thinking of punting the Super Bowl this year, here's a thought: bundt it instead. Nordic Ware's Stadium Bundt Pan won't transport you to Tampa per se, but it will bring at least one kind of exhilarating action...

Dragon Decanter

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Set the mood for a hot party, fiery drinks, and a roarin' hangover with this Dragon Decanter. Aesthetically, the decanter is more Chinese New Year celebration than Drogon Targaryen drowning his my-mama-is-dead sorrow...

Aviatore Veloce Jet Engine Coffee & Tea Brewer

Super Veloce calls their Aviatore Veloce a "high-pressure brewing system for tea leaves or coffee grinds." I call it a "frikkin' jet engine tea and coffee maker!"...

Small Business Shoutout: Meaningful Moments Portraits

$69 - $529 Meaningful Moments »

Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. For today's Small Business Shoutout, I'm highlighting...

Mousarris Studio Rippling Table

If you want a dining table that's somehow simultaneously exhilarating and calming, tell Stelios Mousarris you're ready to let 'er rrrrrrripple. Mousarris' Rippling Table depicts a single drop of water hitting a lake...

Football Tumbler Beer Glass Set

$29.98 Amazon »

I like football and all, but with the wacked-out year we had, the 2020 NFL season has pretty much gone by without my notice. I didn't even know the Super Bowl was happening in 2021, much less that it's coming right up...