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Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System

$1,039 - $2,549 Auxx-lift »

While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...

Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars

$50 - $130 Amazon »

Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...

Light Bulb Socket Splitter

$6.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Got a fixture that's not the brightest bulb in the box? Well, maybe it's time to replace it with one of these 7-way light bulb socket splitters and turn your dull bulb into a burning bright OCTOLIGHT! What's that, honey?...

The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...

Nite Ize GearTies - Reusable Rubber Twist Ties

$9.97 - $21.48 Amazon »

Nite Ize brings us organization with a twist. Their GearTie line is an enhanced version of your bag of sliced bread's favorite closure, the twist tie. GearTies are flexible, reusable securing tools coated in a tough rubber...

Every Naked Person Shower Curtain

Sold Out Amazon »

On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...

My Last F*ck Candle

$11.48 - $14.54 Etsy »

My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...

Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

$29.95 - $29.99 Amazon »

Paranoia, paranoia, bugs and rats are comin' to get me! That's what I sang to my mama when she asked me to install some Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repellers in her house, even though she hasn't noticed any "particular...

DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer

$199.99 Amazon »

The DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer is here to make your floofy floof floofier without forcing you to choose between holding your pet grooming tools or holding your dog (or cat - ha!) back from high-tailing it the F away from...

Skull Tabletop Fireplace

Discontinued

Now here's a handsome devil. A little hot-headed, perhaps, but it looks like he's got his flames under control. And those chiseled cheekbones! But the Skull Tabletop Fireplace does have one major issue: it burns only...

Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro

Discontinued

I question whether the Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro is big enough to feed even me, much less me and Shaq together. Maybe if we just wanted a snack. A Shaq snack, if you will. The 2-level, 12-quart air fryer is...

Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar

$219 - $299 Kanistroff »

Put out the flames of thirst with a couple fingers of firewater from Kanistroff's Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar. In a further twist on the Etsy shop's twist on portable bar cabinets, the Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar trades...

WALI Wall Outlet Shelf

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

WALI - not to be confused with WALL-E, last robot on earth and star of the 2008 cinematic smash hit of the same name - is a wall outlet shelf that I'd put under the category Lifehack, right alongside the toilet paper...

PB-JIFE - The Ultimate Peanut Butter Knife

$22.99 Amazon »

Peanut butter fans, you may not be living your best PB life if you don't yet have a PB-JIFE. This long-armed spreader is designed to do all the dirty work in and around your peanut butter jars - stir, scoop, scrape, and...

Devoted One Watering Can & Planter

$125 GNR 8 »

I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Benjamin Convertible Library Ladder Chair

$122.91 Amazon »

In case you didn't already know Benjamin Franklin was a genius, check out this convertible library ladder chair legend has it he designed. Genius! For example, imagine you're in your library reading War and Peace and...

The Death Star Fireball Fire Extinguisher

Discontinued

Another successful Death Star detonation whose explosion saves the galaxy! Or at least your house. Fire extinguisher balls, spheres you can roll or chuck at almost any type of flame, are nothing new, but Fireball maker...

Pendleton National Park Blankets

$199 - $319 Amazon »

Chilly summer nights. Snuggling up under the stars in your favorite national park. Or maybe just in your backyard wrapped in your favorite Pendleton National Park Blanket. Pendleton's line of 100% wool warmers has been...

Drinkworks Home Bar by Keurig

Discontinued

I'm not sure if Keurig's latest podvention is a good thing or a bad thing. K-Cups don't win a lot of points for their single-use, environmentally unfriendly nature, and this automatic drinkmaker requires special carbonation...

Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set

Sold Out Amazon »

All that whiskey still sloshin' around inside my head from last night? It came from all the whiskey sloshin' around inside the head of this knight. The Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set is a superb replica of both...

Swarovski Crystal Batmobile Model

$8,900 Swarovski »

Given that the real Batmobile probably costs a bajillion dollars - and even one of the 6 Dark Knight Batpods made for the movies went for somewhere between $80K and $106K at auction - Swarovski charging $8,600 for their...

EZRED Rechargeable Neck Light

$18.39 Amazon »

My mama loves me a bushel and a peck and an EZRED light around my neck. So when she calls me to fix and install stuff for her and I run through the excuses of why I can't, the one about it being too dark to see [insert...

TokBud Smoker's Multi-Tool

$24 - $29 Elevated Mechanics »

Everyone needs a bud. Some people need a bud they can toke. And some of those people need a TokBud, a bud for toking their buds...