Household

Aunt Fannie's Microcosmic Probiotic Surface Cleaner

$9.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Aunt Fannie says she's skin loving, good smelling, and hardworking. And she hasn't even gotten started telling you about her Microcosmic Probiotic Power Multi-Surface Cleaner...

Lid-L-Buddy Touch-Free Trash Can & Dumpster Opener

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I'm adding this Lid-L-Buddy to my lifehacks no matter what kind of pandemic is going around. The touch-free trash can and dumpster opener saves you from touching grimy, smelly, germy garbage bin lids both at home and...

Instant Vortex Plus 7-in-1 Air Fryer, Oven & Rotisserie

$107.50 - $129.99 Amazon »

Cook up a storm - a veritable tornado! - with the Instant Vortex Plus, a 7-in-1 cooker that whirls together the powers of an air fryer, toaster oven, and rotisserie to toast, broil, bake, reheat, air fry, dehydrate, or...

HappyPo Easy-Bidet - Portable, Squeezable Bidet

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

Impossible Table - Desktop Tensegrity Demonstration

$24 - $85 Sphidget »

The Impossible Table is a desktop toy that defies the laws of physics! No wait, I mean the Impossible Table is a desktop toy that complies with the laws of physics! Specifically, the laws that apply to the tensegrity*...

As if from Nowhere... Hidden Table & Chairs Bookcase

Usually bookcases open to reveal their secrets, but the As if from nowhere... Bookcase from Orla Reynolds needs no hidden lever or button, just some cleverly integrated cutouts to hide its secrets in plain, colorful sight...

1" Pet T-Rex Terrarium with Adoption Certificate

$29.95 Amazon »

Honey, I shrunk the T-Rex! The perfect "pet" for your home or office, this 1" T-Rex roams around and wreaks havoc inside a terrarium - a proportionately tiny terrarium, at 2" x 2" x 2.5". It's physically small enough...

Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat

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Hopefully if you're the wisecrackin' kind of lady - or dude - who sets out a Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat, you're also clever enough to set out an appropriate place for the UPS and postal workers to hide...

Magnetic Goose Helper

$30 - $45 Etsy »

Not only is there someone out there who 3D prints these Magnetic Goose Helpers to order, but that someone goes by the name, "Nihilist Grandma." Ha! I've got just one thing to say: Nihilist Grandma, load up the PLA and...

The Tubby Short & Wide Pint Glass

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Wook at the wittle chubby Tubby Pint glass. It's so cute. I just want to smack it. I just want to pinch its cheeks. I just want to pour a cold pilsner in it and suck it right down even though it's only lunchtime...

PottyMints After-the-Flush Air Freshener Toilet Tablets

$15 - $34 Amazon »

Every potty has a pooper, that's why you might want to invite PottyMints. Especially if your potty is hosting the whole family, office co-workers, friends sharing your hotel room, and - dundundunnn! - your new girlfriend...

SleepBank Sleep Frequency Machine to Fall & Stay Asleep

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If the SleepBank is to be believed, a couple weeks with its Sleeping Frequency Technology emissions, and you'll start having Baby Jesus-level sleeps in heavenly peace...

Keep Em Out/In Dog Door Gate

$299 CB2 »

The Keep Em Out/In Dog Door Gate is as fancy as your dog itself. A designer dog barricade for your designer dog breed...despite its redneck-sounding name...

Infrared Sauna Blanket

$101.79 - $117.39 Amazon »

This infrared sauna blanket says it will amp up your beauty sleep. Designed like a sleeping bag - or a body bag, if that's where your dark mind goes - the portable sauna heats up to a static and relatively gentle 85 degrees...

Magical Butter DecarBox

$49.43 Amazon »

If you can't say the word "decarboxylation" you're too stoned to be using Magical Butter's DecarBox. Take a nap, come back, and then come back to the kitchen to fire up the oven in preparation some precise, potent, and...

Dumbbell Beer Glasses

$39.99 Amazon »

Who's up for some double-fisted, 25-ounce preacher curls? Don't scoff, these beer glasses aren't dumb. They're dumbbell, and they're ready pump you up with a steady flow of frothy goodness...

iHarvest Indoor Hydroponic Garden

$849 IGWorks »

The iHarvest attempts to give indoor gardens and hydroponic growing systems a boost and a face lift. An automated, fully self-contained planter, the iHarvest can both grow up to 30 fruits, vegetables, and herbs in a 2.5-square-foot...

Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat

$24.99 Amazon »

I'd call the Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat the ultimate Dad joke, but Dad would never be so rude to a visitor. And Dad would never wish a visitor to go away, even salespeople, and Mormons who want to teach him about...

BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife

$31.99 Amazon »

I'll give the BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife credit for at least one thing: it had no problem convincing me to watch all 1 minute 43 seconds of its promotional video. This slicing knife slices soft, doughy bread! It...

Bauhutte Gaming Beds

$600 - $1,200 Bauhutte »

Oh, this is bad. I mean bed. These Gaming Beds from Japanese gaming furniture brand Bauhutte might represent everything that's both right and wrong with society today. Their slick design, and even that their existence...

Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer

$134.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Holy onigiri, the Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer is an expensive rice cooker. And this here is one of the Japanese corporation's lower end models - they have one with induction heating that goes for double. But...

Airplane Whiskey Decanter & Glass Set

$129.95 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of Here comes the airplane! I'd gladly open wide for. The Airplane Whiskey Decanter sets your night(cap) in flight with a Borosilicate glass fuselage set between the wings, wheels, and tail of an...

Out of the Woods of Oregon Bread Board & Knife

$49.95 Amazon »

Not Red Riding Hood, not the Big Bad Wolf, but a cutting board with a bread and bagel knife that are coming Out of the Woods of Oregon to Grandma's house today. Made of solid red alder wood, the bread board and slicer...

Albert Clock - Calculate the Time, Einstein

$350 - $395 Albert Clock »

Albert Clock be like, "Excuse me, son, you wanna know if it's happy hour yet? OK, here. Calculate the time, Einstein." The Albert Clock is a digital desktop clock whose hours and minutes are shown as mathematical equations...