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Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag Chair

$149.99 GameStop »

On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really...

Rocks on the Outside Whiskey Glass Set

$33.99 Amazon »

Like your whiskey on the rocks? How about in the rocks too, with this Iceberg rocks glass set that. The tumblers feature a jagged geometric outer design that makes it look like your cubes are encircling it, or maybe trying...

DOER Compact Tool Shed

$499 - $699 Stellen »

Are you a dreamer or a DOER? Monkey see monkey DOER. Just DOER it. Hey, this day is shaping up to be a lot more pun than I thought it would. Even better, the DOER compact tool shed is actually a cool product - a dozen...

Pelican Emergency Lighting Station

$62.47 Amazon »

The Pelican Emergency Lighting Station is a safety precaution guaranteed for life. Unless, of course, you suffer an emergency that doesn't require a 378-lumen flashlight with a beam distance of up to 640'. Like an alien...

JHO Knives SLUG Pry Bar

$95 JHO Knives »

The SLUG pry bar is one of JHO Knives' latest. It joins this 3-year-old metal art shop's small collection of blades and EDC items that stand out even amongst the seemingly infinite tool and carry options available today...

Torpedo GB Pens

$880 - $1,880 Gessato »

Torpedo GB Pens have one thing to say: Ready! Aim! Fire!...off a note letting your wife know you ate all the rest of the chicken parm. Sorry, She-Ra. :( :( Or maybe it's a letter of complaint to the last airline you flew...

Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set

$34.29 Amazon »

Deck the halls with strands of Wookiees, falalalala lalala. I know, I know still too early for Christmas. But no matter. The Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set from Kurt Adler is the all-season tire of home decor: you can...

Havenshield Door Barricade

$599 Havenshield »

The Havenshield Door Barricade is a home security device for quickly blocking interior access to intruders. It installs over any standard door in your home (or office or classroom) like a wreath. Not exactly a bearer...

Personalized Fart-Thwarting Candles

$27.95 Etsy »

A personalized fart-thwarting candle. I know one household who needs this burning good scent blanket for the vile and death-dealing ones. Mine...

Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit

$19.99 Amazon »

With their Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit, Brand Castle hasn't just packaged up a fun and tasty holiday baking experience for all the mamas, pops, kids, and geeks out there, they've also assembled some worthy opponents...

JAWZ High Performance Blender

$199 - $299 Amazon »

Get yourself a JAWZ Blender and chances are you're gonna need a bigger...appetite. Glass for your smoothie. Tupperware container for all that nut butter this 3.5HP whirring blade of pulverization is gonna spin you up...

Animal Body Pillows

$21.53 - $135.99 Amazon »

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Skull & Bones Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

$29.99 Amazon »

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...

Kitchen SinkShroom Clog-Free Sink Strainer

$9.98 Amazon »

The Shrooms are spreading. This family of sink and tub drain strainers has a stainless steel model for kitchens able to catch, not everything and the kitchen sink, but everything in the kitchen sink...

Banksy Gross Domestic Product Store

In true subversive and irreverent Banksy style, the English artist has opened Gross Domestic Product, an online store where adoring fans can, not purchase, but apply to purchase some of the pieces he displayed in a south...

Buddy the Elf Wreath

$75 Etsy »

It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture. This Buddy the Elf Wreath might be the one piece of Christmas decor I've seen before Halloween that doesn't make me want to scream just like...

Mercer Rules Stainless Steel Culinary Ruler

$19.99 Amazon »

Know-it-all chefs, cooks, and foodies may already know all the Mercer Rules, but this stainless steel culinary ruler could be a real prize for those of us still learning...and those of us who don't retain information...

Maze Planter DIY Build & Grow Botany Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

Enjoy some STEM education, some stalk education, and some overall growth with the Maze Planter, a DIY build & grow botany kit for kids. The dual-sided planter comes disassembled, but with setup easy enough for girls and...

World Map Cocktail Bar Steamer Trunk

I'm not that into geography, but...I'll bet a few martinis and sidecars can pique my interest in it. Or at least draw me closer to this Italian-Style world map. Which happens to cover a vintage-style wardrobe steamer...

Shine Bathroom - Make Your Toilet Self-Cleaning

$99 indiegogo »

Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack

Sold Out Amazon »

There's been a lot of talk about super-strong and extra mighty magnets over the past couple of years. This Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack looks like a pretty good way to test out those claims. This refrigerator-mounted...

Space Shuttle Lamp

Discontinued

Blast off into a REM galaxy far, far away with one of these space shuttle lamps. The 3D-printed light features a rocket on the 45-degree up-and-up, with its dreamy, fiery exhaust glowing yellow-orange with a dimmable...

Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser

$99.99 Amazon »

Today there are quite a few things we can make happen with the wave of the hand, a flick of the wrist. Motion-detection lights, gesture-controlled camera shutters, and, maybe less impressive, but just as useful, automatic...