Household
Harow Orbital Sofa
Harow goes on about how their Orbital Sofa takes inspiration from space stations, or orbital stations, and specifically the International Space Station launched in 1998. The sofa, plus its armchair version, supposedly...
Edge of Belgravia Arondight Chef Knife Set
So, uh, does this Arondight Chef Knife Set come with the red cabbage knife block, Edge of Belgravia? 'Cause that's pretty much the selling point (yuk, yuk, yuk) for me...
Tile Mat Customizable Doormat
If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black...
TEEF! - Drinkable Dog Dental Health
I know. TEEF!'s idea of dumping dissolvable powder in your dog's water to clean his teeth is inherently off-putting. Not only because there seems to be enough random shit in our water supply these days, but also because...
iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot
I would much rather vacuum a floor than mop it, so the iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot is a welcome addition to my closet o' crap that helps me get chores done. What I wonder, though, is if you have carpeted floors abutting...
Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set
Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set? More like Medusa's twin cousins, the Meboobsa sisters...
Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket
Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...
Harow Arnold Schwarzenegger Iconic Stool
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes from being back to being butt in this (admit it, fantastic) stool for yours from French design studio Harow. Now you can breathe some fresh air with Doug Quaid, and have story time with Mr...
Egguins - Cook, Store & Serve Egg Holder
Squee! your hearts out for the Egguins, ladies and kiddos...and dudes who are being honest. Peleg Design's egg holder uses the arms of penguins to cradle your delicate shells as their own bellies - so precious! - and...
Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton
I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...
Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet
Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...
What Is This Thing?
Welcome to What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a puzzling product I invite you to spend a minute or two pondering when your brain needs a break from pondering more critical life issues, like whether or not...
Koizumi Japanese Toaster Oven & Egg Fryer
I'd go with this hat trick breakfast station over the Koizumi Japanese toaster oven and egg fryer, since the former costs less and throws in a coffee maker. But, if you're really into imports from Japan, or things that...
Mohawk Lollipop Holder
The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven...
Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps
These Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps probably would have made my move from my mama's house to She-Ra: Princess of Power's condo a few years ago way easier. She-Ra's got, like, 4 inches on Mama, which made hauling big, awkward...
Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife
A showstopper for the kitchen, this Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is an actual handcrafted, artisanal piece from Thailand. Its carbon steel blade is almost half as wide as it is long at the base, but arcs in to its point...
Berkel Primitive Kitchen Knife
Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...
Do Hit Chair - DIY Sledgehammer Seating
I can't say I've ever seen a chair with a "Do Not Hit" sign or theme, but that doesn't make this Do Hit Chair any less interesting to me. It's like, you know, Just Do Hit...
Peelaways Disposable Fitted Bed Sheets
I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...
Wallflower Retrofit Smart Stove Monitor
I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...
Rechargeable Pet Nail Grinder
They call this a rechargeable "pet" nail grinder because it's designed with 3 different ports in its safety cap to accommodate large dogs, medium dogs, and small dogs. Uh, and cats. Cats!...
Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt
My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when...
Hipster Skeleton Bathroom Prints
Here comes the skeleton of your average dead guy to deck out a hipster's bathroom in 4 unique and very hip hipster prints during the next hipster Halloween party...
Zodiac Sign Scented Candles
Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...