Household

Would that I were in a financial bracket that allowed me to own a hand-hammered copper soaking tub made in the Japanese style. By the time I climbed that many rungs in the ladder o' success though, I think I'd need a...

I think I have juuust enough room for a DASH Mini Toaster Oven on my desk at work. It's got a perfect 9" footprint on the outside so it's great for small spaces, and I'll bet it's bigger on the inside for cooking, like...

Is it football season? Either one of them, American football or soccer? Yes to MLS, but no to NFL? But the NFL is about to have their draft? OK, then it sounds like something exciting is going on with both of these sports...

This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...

I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!...

Back yard and regular watering not required. The Glowpear Urban Garden Planters give those with limited green space, and limited time and patience for cultivating plant life, an option for bringing a range of fruits...

I think Sharper Image's Shiatsu Massage Butterfly Chair is for all the college kids in dorms and tiny apartments. No money or space for proper furniture, no Mama around to give you nightly back rubs...

Banana comforter, lettuce quilt, potato blanket, cool. I'm down with the optical illusions imparted by most of this 3D fruit and vegetable bedding. But, uh, I think I'll pass on the papaya. Give that one to a horny teenager...

A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...

Take a topographic tour of 4 of America's most famous national parks without leaving your couch, or your beer. Black Lantern's line of snazzy can glasses are each hand-printed with topo sections of either Yellowstone...

We've seen human burrito blankets before, but only of the more generic flour tortilla variety. Taco Bell has put their name on, and the wrap in, this burrito wrap blanket by designing it after their own burrito wrappers...

Sorry, make that The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock, Timer, and Sound Level Meter. Nuvitron has built their repurposed Soviet-era Nixie tubes into a piece of retro-futuristic desktop art that can do it...

I bet I could still kill a plant inside an Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter. A Fiber Soil planting medium and easy-to-read water gauge are no match for my black thumb (i.e., forgetfulness, laziness, and general ignorance.)...

Gravity Weighted Blankets were some of the first therapeutic sleep and anxiety comforters to gain national attention, and send weighted blankets into the mainstream, when they ran a Kickstarter campaign a couple of years...

A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!...

If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming...

Think a scorned woman led to the invention of the Firevase fire extinguisher? You brought me flowers to make up for cheating on me?! [Picks up vase and heaves it towards man. Vase crashes against wall, contents splay...

Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...

Hammer it home with titanium, and Stiletto Tools says you'll be able to swing, pound, and nail down your building projects and home repairs for hours on end with significantly less hand fatigue and risk of carpal tunnel...

Are you yanking my pull start cord, SureCan? Don't tell me this is some sort of early April Fuel's joke. I've been waiting years for an innovation in gas cans!...

When it comes to keeping your desktop well-lit the Relumine Table Lamp knows two heads are better than one. From designer Mischer'Traxler, this contemporary piece of lighting is a real charmer. It's like Mama Lamp sharing...