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Sudski - Shower Beer Holder

$10.15 Amazon »

Few things are better than getting away from my girlfriend for 15 minutes, and the shower is the perfect place to do that. There are so many things to do in there. Let's add drinking beer to the list. Unfortunately, her...

Porsche Design Shisha 2.1

Discontinued

Take a luxury toke with Porsche Design's Shisha 2.1. Kind of ironic that a company known for creating some of the fastest cars on the planet would also make a hookah, and foray into the world of that which makes everything...

Crock-Pot Swing & Serve Triple Slow Cooker

$588 Amazon »

Rats! I wish I'd gotten Crock-Pot's Swing & Serve Slow Cooker for Super Bowl Sunday. I bet the Patriots feel the same way about the Vince Lombardi Trophy. At least for me it's not too late...

Chapo Table Lamp

Discontinued

Cat, hat. In French chat, chapeau. In Spanish el gato in a sombrero. Sorry, I can't even think the word chapeau without that rhyme running through my head. Save the cat, add a twist of homonym and we have Philippe Starck's...

30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$6.95 Amazon »

Two points of note about this 30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool: 1) It has a 15-pound pull capacity, which means it can attract and retrieve some heavy-ass clamps you maybe dropped behind the even heavier-ass tool...

NodPod Weighted Sleep Therapy Mask

Discontinued

The NodPod, a weighted sleep therapy mask, touts benefits similar to the Magic Weighted Blanket, but over the smaller, confined areas of your head and neck. (And with a blackout effect that won't also suffocate you like...

Carry On Cocktail Kits

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Something about getting on a plane makes me crave an overpriced cocktail. Particularly a Bloody Mary. I don't know if it starts with the ridiculous pre-line that forms to get into line to get on the plane at the gate...

Zenergy Ball Chair

$118.91 - $157.35 Amazon »

Who wants to pop a squat on a Minion? The Zenergy Ball Chair attempts to maintain the supposed posture, balance, and core strength benefits of sitting on an exercise ball, while adding wheels and a mesh slipcover that...

Backstabber Occasional Chair

$2,100 Haunt »

Backstabbers of the world, Haunt fantasy furniture made a Valentine's Day gift just for you! To those would would like to give a Backstabber Chair to their most deserving ex (lover, friend, family member - take your pick)...

Cast Iron & Wood Kitchen Knife

Chifen Cheng's cast iron and wood kitchen knife has won multiple design awards from official contests and organizations, plus one enthusiastic and gentlemanly bow from me. I wish there were a video of the knife's walnut...

The Planet Chair

$3,350 MZPA »

Intergalactic Planet-chair-y! (Another dimension, another dimension!) MZPA's Planet Chair fills a geometric bubble of steel and plywood with an ergonomic mattress and tech-friendly buildout in this futuristic, minimalist...

Bigfoot Salad Tongs

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For the Elaines out there who like a big salad, here's a pair of Big(foot) salad tongs to serve it with. Or if you want to take bites as big as the salad and foot, scrap the knife and fork, and just use OTOTO's new tongs...

Scentee Machina AI Aroma Diffuser

$107 - $495 Scentee Machina »

Scentee Machina has figured out a brand new way to overengineer reed diffusers and incense burners. Step aside, Plug-ins. This aromatherapy kit is about to see your two-pronged heat and raise it advanced tech, apps, and...

PanWaffle - Hybrid Pancake/Waffle Maker

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Pancake + Waffle = PanWaffle. If you're being unimaginative. I can think of so many better names for this hybrid pan ready to griddle me 2 delicious breakfast staples in one. Like, Have Your Pancake and Waffle It Down...

Whiskey Glass with Cigar Holder

Discontinued

A whiskey glass with a cigar holder - a concave ledge built right there into the tumbler. Nice. But not unheard of. And definitely knocked off from inspired by a very similar cigar glass from Corkcicle. What is different:...

Vlad Mititelu Jazz Trumpet Shower

$7,900 Vlad Mititelu »

Vlad Mititelu can toot his own horn over the Jazz Shower, a trumpet-shaped shower head and faucet system that "blows" water instead of sound. Jazz won Gold for the artist in the 2017 A'Design Award & Competition's Bathroom...

Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required

$300 Heatworks »

Tetra is a forthcoming countertop dishwasher. Its collaborators, Heatworks and Frog, developed the compact unit to function with ease and efficiency; to install it you'll need only a footprint in your kitchen, and a single...

Back Pain Relieving Wedge Pillow

$29.98 - $41.07 Amazon »

Stomach sleepers, this Wedge Pillow could be your remedy to the back pain your preferred snoozing position started poking you with once you hit the ripe old age of 25. And the back pain that, at 40, has made it nearly...

Katzco Magnetizer / Demagnetizer

$6.84 - $7.49 Amazon »

If only I could slide my personality through Katzco's magnetizer. The rectangular slot on this magnetic force-wielding cube will turn your tools into an attractor, while the stair-stepped cutout will reverse the process...

Lodge Mini Skillet

$8.74 Amazon »

Lodge's mini cast iron skillet may be just a baby, but this 3-1/2" pre-seasoned little precious is still burly enough to sear, saute, simmer, braise, bake, roast, and fry with the big boys. Hash and eggs for 1? Personal...

Square Scotch Glasses

$29.94 Amazon »

The tectonic plates of glassware have shifted, producing these square scotch glasses. Filled with scotch, whiskey, bourbon or other fine spirits, the tumblers look like ice cubes that got laser-cut while gravity wasn't...

T-Square Electric Tea Maker

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Check out the makeover Gourmia's Tea-Square has given to the electric tea kettle. So modern. So tech savvy. So space-conscious and portable. I guess the great Huey Lewis was right: It's hip to be square...

Methven Aio Aurajet Shower Head

$132.98 Amazon »

Methven's Aio shower head uses Aurajet technology to widen your wetness and deepen your experience with your water fixture every time you turn it on. The company says the Aio aims for no less than "maximum body contact...

Motion Activated Paper Towel Dispenser

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Why do I need a motion activated paper towel dispenser? No reason that comes to my mind. She-Ra: Princess of Power, however, says: BBQ ribs; chicken wings; greasy pizza fingers; and Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust. She said...